Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Once you talk to your brain and emotions, thus how is going to respond.

You know that when a police officer refuses to produce formal identification on request, they are probably engaging in some form of corruption.

I’m contemplating if book sales and promotions can actually be rigged like so many other things in our everyday lives?

Then God spoke to me and said: People say only good things about Christmas. If they want to say something bad, they whisper.

No eye to watch, and no tongue to wound us, All earth forgot, and all heaven around us.

There are plenty of people who are, I think, completely racist who love hip-hop.

Portable designs have the power to transform unused public spaces into dynamic environments that build and invite communal experiences.

We need some leverage with the Russians, because they are not going to come to the negotiating table for a diplomatic resolution, unless there is some leverage over them.

I would love to play Lee in 'True West' and Bobby in 'Company.

But classical music is not entertainment, and I feel viciously strong about that. Classical music is forever. Entertainment is something that is here today, and may be gone tomorrow.