Since the fall of Man and the return of Magery and our older ways, most disputes were settled in a civilized manner: sword to the face, mace to the neck, acceptable societal situational handlers

You ate my dog, you undead freak!”Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is ‘corporeallychallenged’ now. No need to be rude.

I have seen these persons speak unthinkingly, not realizing that to speak is also to be. Word and gesture are man's thought. We should not speak without reason.

At 11, I could say ‘I am sodium’ (Element 11), and now at 79, I am gold.

The ruling passion, be it what it will. The ruling passion conquers reason still.

There's actually a lot of evidence in primates and other animals that they return favors.

Like the juggler, deceiving by his tricks, one is deluded by egotism, falsehood and illusion.

I write my miserable songs. I write songs about disgust and self-pity. We’re all going to have bummer moments. That’s not the stuff I choose to share.

Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing.

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.

I like reading in a pub rather than a library or study, as it's generally much easier to get a drink.

Golf is about knowledge, and studying another player - more than listening to a teacher - is the best way to get it.