Since the masses are always eager to believe something, for their benefit nothing is so easy to arrange as facts.

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

A woman will sometimes forgive the man who tries to seduce her, but never the man who misses an opportunity when offered.

Society is divided into two classes: the shearers and the shorn. We should always be with the former against the latter.

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject.

What clever man has ever needed to commit a crime? Crime is the last resort of political half-wits.

I found there a country with thirty-two religions and only one sauce.

The art of putting the right men in the right places is first in the science of government; but that of finding places for the discontented is the most difficult.

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

God gave humans language so they could conceal their thoughts from one another.

A mob always picked its own leaders, and it always picked the right ones.

Dan explains the trip’s itinerary, which includes trekking through the jungle, boating down the Amazon River, and to my surprise, three Ayahuasca ceremonies.

It is for this reason that we find that co-existence, which could neither be intime alone, for time has no contiguity, nor in space alone, forspace has no before, after, or now,

This is not the thing I want. But this is the thing that I need.

Further, a document names and identifies the actual Red Light Bandits (plural), because in fact there are two.

Oh my god you're thicker than you look

Actually, my favourite roles have been in theatre, but on TV, my faves were Slap Maxwell and Larry Sanders.

To convert somebody go and take them by the hand and guide them.

Excitement is the more practical synonym for happiness, and it is precisely what you should strive to chase. It is the cure-all.

Hurry up and learn patience.