Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Do you want to resolve a conflict successfully? Don't wait, start a conversation.

Life is a journey. If you can’t walk, journey with your thoughts and imaginations.

The gates of Hell are terrible to behold, are they not?

Climate change. Urbanization. Biotechnology. Those three narratives, still taking shape, are developing a long arc likely to dominate this century.

Any fool can tell the truth but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

The Golden Girls certainly proved that there was a large audience for a show about older women.

One wants to be together with one's family. That's what families are about.

I mean, I do consider that my music is pop because Ive been influenced by pop music my whole life; I grew up in the States and 80s pop music was my biggest influence.

Grace is inexplicable, inappropriate, out of bounds, offensive, excessive, & given to the wrong people.

To approach the stranger is to invite the unexpected, release a new force, let the genie out of the bottle. It is to start a new train of events that is beyond your control.