Since word is thrall, and thought is free, Keep well thy tongue, I counsel thee.

The bird, the best, the fisch eke in the see,They live in fredome, everich in his kynd.And I a man, and lakkith libertee.

Beautee eneuch to mak a world to dote.

The day you call someone "Mother" is the day your pain is hers to bear, you burden hers to carry.

The true investor... will do better if he forgets about the stock market and pays attention to his dividend returns and to the operation results of his companies.

WHATEVER YOU DO, TELL THE TRUTH.

I think its natural if youre doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke.

I always say I'm no different than a 19th-century landscape painter, it's just that we have these incredible tools to look at the Earth and look at the world around us differently.

Humor is an attitude, a survivor’s way of looking at life. It’s not about telling jokes.

I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh.

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

Happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.

We live in an age lit by lightnin'; after the flash, we're blind again.