Sinead broke in. "The cops need to know what to do with Evan, Amy. What should I tell them?" "Shoot to kill?" Ian suggested.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Don't let fear, or doubt creep in. Instead, let hope creep in. Start believing in yourself. Open your mind and heart to the possibilities.

You have to know what you want to ever be able to have it.

You would be amazed by how I can torture the English language. I am an abusive lover.

Undefined Christianity is not a problem in our generation. It is defined Christianity that brings the rub.

Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air.

The Bible carries with it the history of the creation, the fall and redemption of man, and discloses to him, in the infant born at Bethlehem, the Legislator and Savior of the world.

We must not forget that all great revolutions and reformations would look mean and meagre if examined in detail as they occurred at the time.

A ministry doesn't have to be perfect for God to use and bless it.

A person of “good character” was one who acted in accordance with the expectations of his community

High culture is paranoid about sentiment. But human beings are intensely sentimental.