Sing your life; any fool can think of words that rhyme.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

I live a grateful life, and the result is pure joy and happiness.

Our culture is getting better and better at encouraging women to speak, but it’s not doing enough to listen to what they say when they do.

A mind is a simulation that simulates itself.

There is an optical illusion about every person we meet.

Too many women throw themselves into romance because they're afraid of being single, then start making compromises and losing their identity. I won't do that.

Listen to the women when she looks at you, not when she talks to you.

I actually love swimming but I just hate jumping in the water.

There will be life after Mandela. On my last day I want to know that those who remain behind will say: 'The man who lies here has done his duty for his country and his people.'

It is as easy to manifest one dollar as it is to manifest one million dollars.

Karma is real, it balances the universe.