Sing your song; don't let the bastards get you down.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

running with sharp knivesnever got me so farbut running with youseemed lovely

A busy fool is fitter to be shut up than a downright madman.

I can't make it fade.

As a profoundly deaf woman, my experiences have shown me that the impossible is indeed possible!

I was tired of secrets, tired of seeing things I was not supposed to see. And so I just cried.

The Church must send or the church will end.

I'm working on a project called Lemons, produced by Killer Films. The director has a great perspective on character development.

One solution might be to impose the duty on admissions officers to arbitrarily admit only half women and half men.

A great safeguard is the entire faith, the true faith, in which neither anything whatever can be added by anyone nor anything taken away; for, unless faith be one, it is not the faith.

If you can't see the bright side, why ya just need to polish the dull one.