Singers always have an advantage. You know, everyone can connect to a song in a way that they cannot do to a basketball act or a magician act or whatever.

I kind of think we have too many guns in this country.

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

I think that variety is the key to our success. It is what makes us [artists] different, and long may that continue.

I want to interview the most important people in the world and have everyone in America the next day going, 'Did you see that?'

There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I don’t come from that school.

What is it about this ideological dream of the right to bear arms that overrides any other rights, I mean the rights to not have your children killed at school?

That amazing moment when your crush has a crush on you. It's a wonderful feeling knowing that the person who you want to be in a relationship with likes or loves you back.

I'd swap everything I've done in my miserable little life to bat like Virender Sehwag

Bill O'Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you're going to get.

Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?

To live is to war with trolls.

One of the greatest acts of service you can do is to find someone who is secretly lonely and be a friend to them, if only for a day.

I don't want to be smart, because being smart makes you depressed.

I'm religious. I think this is something God had planned for me.

Cultural anthropology is not valuable because it uncovers the archaic in the psychological sense. It is valuable because it is constantly rediscovering the normal.

Nothing that is worthwhile is ever easy.

I am never going to write about dogs again. You can write about Islam, you can write about sexuality, but no, not dogs.

Saying that financial literacy means diversification is just another example of the fox teaching the chickens.

What's keeping you from being rich? In most cases it's simply a lack of belief. In order to become rich, you must believe you can do it, and you must take the actions necessary to achieve your goal.

The intent of sincere humanitarians is to do good to society, just as the intent of the child who kills a bird by to much fondling is to do good to the bird.