Sinn Fein say, "The British government are buggers".

Commentors to the Blog suggested Nick should take the Independent for every penny.

Ball-tampering. There, I've said it. Things that shouldn't be said: the judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache.

As a Doctor, I'm often asked: why can't we see more pictures of Albania?

I'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news.

well with me now is Geoffrey Robinson. He was once voted 'After-dinner Speaker of the Year', so if you've had your tea, you're in for a treat

Our editor came to work today in a vibrant pink shirt. Vibrant. Several members of staff have had to go home sick.

Yesterday people were going past my window in t shirts and dresses. But that's the men at the BBC for you.

The population of the United Kingdom has, for the first time, reached sixty million. If they stood on each other's shoulders they would reach perhaps twenty feet in the air before toppling over.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran ... in one shot on his website he appears to be dressed only in flowers. Oh - here's the page, you'll see what I mean.

We're here to work, not to make friends,

A girl who truly knows herself is a girl everybody else wants to know

My Characters Tell ME Where THEY Want to Go.

When you truly start to care about someone you become vulnerable to all sorts of things.

He that lives upon hope will die farting.

It appears, then, that ethics, as a branch of knowledge, is nothing more than a department of psychologyand sociology.

Humanity will ever seek but never attain perfection. Let us at least survive and go on trying.

You have to be true to who you are.

I got what I wanted. I wanted a win.

Tom: If you love with kindness, even when you can't love with permanence, you'll deserve the one who's worthy along that path for you.