Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo -- and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn't help doing likewise.

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

You don't know what you don't know

Your qualifications, your CV, are not your life, though you will meet many people of my age and older who confuse the two.

People who have wellbeing and feel fulfilled, need far less than people who feel unfulfilled, who always seem to need more." By Rethinking Your Mindset you can create SWIFT sustainable success.

God made me fast. And when I run, I feel His pleasure.

Well, Ive always been a character actor, you know, and you always get your share of character actors who are bad guys.

I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming!

Many shining actions owe their success to chance, though the general or statesman receive the applause.

Nations and men are only the best when they are the gladdest, and deserve heaven when they enjoy it.

People are watching the way we act, more than they are listening to what we say.

A lot of people get a misconception And start drifting in the wrong direction Miss Goody Two Shoes see you later I ain't got time and you ain't nuthin but a playa hater.