Sir, I have seen your film and it is vulgar! Madame, my film rises below vulgarity.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

The test of your Christian Faith is to stand by the Truth of God's Word in the face of opposition without Compromise ... JOA

there are institutions filled with people who talk to god. we've labeled and drugged them.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

Lighting affects everything light falls upon. How you see what you see, how you feel about it, and how you hear what you are hearing. Replace the 'a' with an 'e' and you get lighting effects!

To be honest, I don’t think there’s any other show like ‘Doctor Who’ at all.

I can understand why people would want to stay on the road because you create your own bubble. You almost don't live in the real world. Just to have the things that are with you is fine.

Whatever labels are being pinned on me have nothing to do with me.

The degradation of the sense of symbol in modern society is one of its many signs of spiritual decay.

Sometimes when you're writing on a ukulele, you're in a totally new land, rhythmically or melodically.

Your attitude is more important that your aptitude.