Sir a woman preaching is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well: but you are surprised to find it done at all.

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Curiosity is one of the most permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous intellect.

Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.

A man who uses a great many words to express his meaning is like a bad marksman who, instead of aiming a single stone at an object, takes up a handful and throws at it in hopes he may hit.

There are minds so impatient of inferiority that their gratitude is a species of revenge, and they return benefits, not because recompense is a pleasure, but because obligation is a pain.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing anything but his own disposition will waste his life in fruitless efforts.

Sincerity’ and ‘morality’, if you completely (from all angles) learn these two words then everything is completed!

Voter fraud does just barely exist, while racism, according to the Supreme Court, is a thing of the past.

I like grown up comedy.

Killing time. Its a very crass and breezy expression when you ponder it for a moment, considering that time, after all, is killing us.

The world is like a broken wrist that healed the wrong way, and will never be the same again.

Beauty is objectified pleasure.

I don t wanna see old people on a rock & roll stage.

I praise her (Fortune) while she lasts; if she shakes her quick wings, I resign what she has given, and take refuge in my own virtue, and seek honest undowered Poverty.

One of the good elements of old age is that we no longer have to prove anything, to ourselves or to anyone else. We are what we are.

Being a geek means you never have to play it cool about how much you like something.