Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

When we start rating each other’s lives and afflictions, we lose a bit of our humanity, compassion and perspective.

I have inhaled, exhaled everything.

Degree is much: the whole Atlantic might be lukewarm and never boil us a potato.

Failure is not fun. It can be awful. But living so cautiously that you never fail is worse.

If you plan to read one book this year I encourage you to consider, Find Your Reason to Be Here.

God is love. He didn't need us. But he wanted us.

Destroy the seed and the plant will never grow. Man alone, of all creatures of earth, can change his thought pattern and become the architect of his destiny.

We were responding to a period in the 70s when we started that it was very much you cannot be involved in music unless you studied to do music.

My style has always been to choose the charming and quirky.

If there are not too many value stocks that I can find, the market isn't all that cheap.