Sir when their backsides look good enough to slap there's nothing more to do.

I'm just a simple man standing alone with my old brushes, asking God for inspiration.

Every child has the spirit of creation. The rubbish of life often exterminates the spirit through plague and a souls own wretchedness.

I paint a woman's big rounded buttocks so that I want to reach out and stroke the dimpled flesh.

My talent is such that no undertaking, however vast in size... has ever surpassed my courage.

My passion comes from the heavens, not from earthly musings

White is poison to a picture: use it only in highlights.

Painting a young maiden is similar to cavorting with great abandon. It is the finest refreshment.

I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie

Civility, it is said, means obeying the unenforceable.

You're not working with models, you're working with real women who have, like, anatomy. Models do not have anatomy

I'm not temperamentally into high comedy. I'm not a Noel Coward kind of girl.

Don't you think it's sometimes wise not to grow up.

More and more, I see myself as a folk musician, and someone who values context.

Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.

There are much worse games to play.

Actors speak of things imaginary as if they were real, while you preachers too often speak of things real as if they were imaginary.

There are many other areas. And I am confident that each of them is of interest to both the people of the United States of America and the Russian people.