Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.

The future you shall know when it has come; before then, forget it.

There will always be those who must look into the dark in order to see.

I'm very happy, very delighted. I'm setting to like a fighting cockerel, for I'm surrounded here by all that I love.

Why should I deem myself to be a chisel, when I could be the artist?

It is easier to make war than to make peace.

i am... absolutely destroyed at the loss. (--manny)

If you really want a career in professional skateboarding,you really got to stop pushing mongo.

See human nonsense as nonsense and save years of trying to make sense out of it.