Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.

If someone deprives you of history deprives you of your future

Keep reading, Keep learning.

Someone who is determinedly trying to show God how good he or she is is likely to become an insufferable prig.

The thorn is a bridge spanning the muddy depths of agony and sorrow so that one may on the other side dance to the drums of the rose of joy.

The right to suffer is one of the joys of a free economy.

I'm unfortunately very verbose too often.

Our nettlesome task is to discover how to organize our strength into compelling power.

You must feed your mind with reading material, thoughts, and ideas that open you to new possibilities.

It is better that the truth be known than that scandal be covered up.

Football boots are very technical and have lots of specific requirements.