Ski boots are the worst. Solid plastic. They'll be around till the sun goes supernova.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Depression is our way of telling ourselves that something is seriously wrong and needs working through and changing.

From now on we live in a world where man has walked on the Moon. It's not a miracle we just decided to go.

We didn't say good bye. But we knew it would be the end if we were apart. There was no reason to call or write letters. As it would have been meaningless, if we couldn't hold each other tight.

A spiritual law that few recognize is that our confession rules us. It is what we confess with our lips that really dominates our inner being.

Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on...none of you are safe.

Set your goal and keep moving forward.

Growth is always a gradual process, a bridge slowly crossed and not a corner sharply turned.

A lot of times people come up to me saying 'oh my god you can see,' and they think they're the first person to think of that joke, but they're probably the 10,000th one to say that joke.

If someone is very hungry, the Angkar will take him where he will be stuffed with food.

I remember all the important fights. Vividly. In detail.