Skin diseases are something doctors like, the patient neither dies nor gets well.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Young people these days don't trust anything at all. They want to be free.

A constitution is the arrangement of magistracies in a state.

Higher position means greater service and an apportunity to purely represent Srila Prabhupada. Hence our management must be based on humility and tolerance.

I love anyone who breaks the rules, and musicians always break the rules - in an aggressive way.

I think death is a big deal, obviously.

Not in achievement, but in endurance, of the human soul, does it show its divine grandeur and its alliance with the infinite.

Here is what we have to offer you in its most elaborate form -- confusion guided by a clear sense of purpose.

I refer to a negro politician as a negro who is selected by Negroes and who is backed by Negroes.

I'd much rather do one or two takes of one thing and then see how it goes.

God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme.