...Skyscraper National Park

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Anger is a tiger that can eat you alive if you are not careful.

A myth is a way of making sense in a senseless world. Myths are narrative patterns that give significance to our existence.

I know who I am by now. And I am my own brand.

No one inspired me to write, but writer Harlan Ellison terrified me into getting published.

One human nature is common to all the descendants of Adam, and it is, for all men, guilty and polluted

All the power to them but I'm not interested in making yet another show that looks like some other show.

When I was younger I wanted to be an airline pilot, but that lasted for about 30 seconds.

While I may never be in remission from cancer, I am currently in remission from an unhealthy relationship to food.

Sometimes I was so funny I couldn’t stand myself.

Why is it that what we do know can save us, but what we don't know can kill us?