Slang in a woman's mouth is not obscene, it only sounds so.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Always consider who you’re learning from. Don’t listen to people who are not experiencing the success you want.

Without friends no one would choose to live though he had all other goods.

Don't let the old story repeat itself now. Arm yourself with all that's happened.

I lived at home for 2 1/2 months each time. I waited tables at Govnr's Park Tavern in Denver and then I moved on.

Truth can never be reached by just listening to the voice of an authority.

If it were possible to take interest rates into negative territory I would be voting for that.

If they let me choose between you and the dog, I'll choose the dog.

Even the structure of the atom has been found by the mind.

Children's books are written for upbringing...but upbringing is a great thing; it decides the fate of the human being.

The challenges we face are never as important as the challenges we face up to.