Slap some keys on her and we'll have a piano.

If two men on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If they disagree all the time, both are useless.

Television won't last because people will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night.

Don't say yes until I finish talking.

Stars don't make movies. Movies make stars.

Writers are idiots with Underwoods.

Glass & peace alike betray proof of fragility under repeated blows.

Writing is taking human experience and wrapping it up into a package of your own ideas and hoping someone will pull the bow smiling on top to see what's hiding inside.

The sun and its light, the ocean and the wave, the singer and his song — not one. Not two.

Capitalism, communism ... it's all garbage.

Resentment is not morally superior to earning money.

When you truly have fun on the set it translates into a funny show on tv.

In our family we don't divorce our men - we bury them.

With care and protection, with safe havens in the ocean, there is still a good chance that we can turn things around.

Those who say they give the public what it wants begin by underestimating public taste and end by debauching it.

An oath is a promise-and a promise can be made regardless of feeling.