Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!

Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.

The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.

Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.

I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction

Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.

A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you’re going to regret it.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.

Fools build houses and wise men buy them.

If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden.

I'm telling you, you can't compare Saudi Arabia to other countries.

The ruling passion, be it what it will. The ruling passion conquers reason still.

I mean, a Mexican boy couldn't be anything else but an Indian. And why did you take the name of Quinn, they used to say to me. Hey, you're an Indian, so I played Indians.

I look forward to change, but there is a part of me that absolutely dreads it.

The final act of an unraveling society isn't immoral behavior; it's canonizing immoral behavior as a 'new normal' and celebrating it as a 'moral victory.'

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the human soul.

Each moment is a place you've never been.

That's the lesson of the dogs, that it's important to both live in the moment and then go on to the next wonderful thing.