Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Watching an entrepreneur fail is sad, but watching him fail from lack of nerve is tragic.

O Charidas, what of the under world? Great darkness. And what of the resurrection? A lie. And Pluto? A fable; we perish utterly.

Woe to him inside a non-conformist clique who does not conform to non-conformity.

Men were valued by what they did, women by how they looked and then by what their husbands did, and all of life was arranged (or so we thought) from the outside in.

The discipline of fasting breaks you out of the world's routine.

As I say yes to life, life says yes to me!

We should never allow ourselves to be bullied by an either-or. There is often the possibility of something better than either of these two alternatives.

Law rules throughout existence, a Law which is not intelligent, but Intelligence.

Both of us don't go backwards and I think that is the key to the fight. Whoever ends up going backwards is going to lose.

I'll bring my tax returns; you bring yours. I'll meet you anytime anywhere.