Sleep is the only thing I stay awake for.

Strict parents create sneaky kids.

There is no afterlife for wilted flowers like me.

The weekends are too short for sleep!

There's always hope. And oceans. Hope and oceans.

Not all beaches are fun and sunscreen.

This jeweled coast does not shine for its gems are coated with grit.

How many of you were born in Oklahoma? Yeah, never raise your hand to a question like that again. We’re the mecca of beer-drinkin’ rednecks.

There aren't nearly enough worldly mansions for the kind folks who deserve them.

Contentment can only be found in not envying others or comparing yourself to them but in being satisfied with what you have.

When life gives you lemons, get rid of that grimace and use that pucker for a kiss!

A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.

You're a part of me. I'm a part of you and we are all a part of this great nothingness.

Aussies are big and empty, just like their country.

She may have looked normal on the outside, but once you'd seen her handwriting you knew she was deliciously complicated inside.

The chief reason people do not know God is not because He hides from them but because they hide from Him.

Nationwide about 1 in 7 black men are temporarily or permanently disenfranchised due to felon disenfranchisement laws.

Art awakens a sense of real by establishing an intimate relationship between our inner being and the universe at large, bringing us a consciousness of deep joy.

I have a serious girls’ night question for you,” said Kami. “I know you’re new to this, but I will require an answer quickly. Are you prepared to eat at least five éclairs tonight?