Slime him, sis," Dan urged, "Make him a redcoat.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Words are a mirror of the soul.

My own love was never mine and now I don't even have a dream of loving again.

Living is worth the effort if only because without life we could not read or imagine stories.

Men should strive to think much and know little.

I love to travel inside my head, take journeys toward the unknown, meet new people, dream.

Children have a right to some stability and constancy from the adults in their lives.

A painting without something disturbing in it – what's that?.

health in all lands is among the indispensable guarantees of human progress.

Freeform radio is an art form. The airwaves are the empty canvas, the producer is the artist, and the sound is the paint.

I was a product of the times, the war, the occupation, the reoccupation, my 4 years in Britain, admiring but at the same time questioning whether they are able to do a better job than we can.