Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

You can do what you like, sir, but I'll tell you this. New York is the true capital of America. Every New Yorker knows it, and by God, we always shall.

Theatre is where my passion lies - I just love it. I love watching it, and I love doing it.

I invite everyone to question their thoughts about their children and allow their children to be free. That's when we stop teaching our children fear.

The place where...knowledge occurs is the present. That which recognizes the present is mind.

Migrants are an asset to every country where they bring their labour. Let us give them the dignity they deserve as human beings and the respect they deserve as workers

The Good Lord hasn't done this well: He placed limits on everything, except on stupidity.

Better is the wrong with sincerity, rather than the right with falsehood.

You are not to be looked upon as holding the true Catholic faith if you do not teach that the faith of Rome is to be held

If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.

A Daughter: The companion, the friend, and the confidant of her mother, and the object of a pleasure something like the love between the angels to her father.