Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

May the Lord deliver us from every danger.

I like it the most when I see that smiling face of his.

The First Amendment was written by the Founders to protect the free exercise of Christianity.

Briefs need limitations and invitations

Stay neurotic. Stay frustrated. Stay emotional. Stay excited. Your life is happening.

The reason I became successful is because I touched. I touched my community.

I know a lot of artists say, 'If you want your song on my record, I get 50 per cent' I'd like to kick them in the face.

When you're driving, the helmet squashes your hair, so you don't really have a hairstyle. When you get out, you're sweating and your hair is a mess.

In your reading, find books to improve your color sense, your sense of shape and size in the world.

You might believe a good man easily, a great man with pleasure. -Bonum virum facile crederes, magnum libenter