Small towns are the worst for getting recognised.

If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.

I had the most fun on '3rd Rock'. It was a great show to work on.

Whatever road you've been given, enjoy that road.

What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny.

I'm a wuss - a complete wuss!

I want to go skydiving. I'd love to go to the Galapagos. Nature still excites me.

I think most people's careers in theater are based on delusion. It's just that mine started early.

I know there are some people in British Columbia who are still holding a vigil for '3rd Rock'.

One good thing about TV Land is you're always surrounded by people who know what they're doing, in terms of your fellow actors.

I have this assemblage of small facts, which looks like intelligence but no real depth of knowledge about anything. That's why I'm an actor.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Making a Christmas album is looked upon by some people as the thing you do when you are heading towards retirement.

No one ever became poor from giving.

I think if you have someone without a sense of humor, you're less likely to be together.

America and Mexico are both a nation of immigrants and we are a nation of laws and we can act accordingly.

America and the world is not yet on the proper trajectory.

The first is last, and the last is first.

When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.

Paradise is not somewhere else... it is within you. And it is not in some other time, after death... It is in you right now.

I'd known enough people for every minute of the day, and yet still didn't have anyone as my two a.m.