Smallpox in a blanket, which the U.S. Army gave to the Cherokee Indians on their long march to the West, was nothing compared to what I'd like to see done to these people

I'm beginning to think that women should be denied the vote. Their hormones rage; they are too emotional.

Extreme liberalism is not a political philosophy. It is a mental disorder.

The white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America!

We need racist stereotypes right now of our enemy in order to encourage our warriors to kill the enemy.

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

President Obama inherited a one trillion dollar deficit courtesy of George Bush and turned it into a three trillion dollar deficit courtesy of Karl Marx!

Wisdom doesn't go out of style, even if it's in increasingly short supply.

When I hear someone’s in the civil rights business, I oil up my AR-25.

Don't take too much comfort in the fact that you're successful today because tomorrow could bring failure. There's no surety in life.

I'm so frightened of these two people, Bill and Hillary [Clintons], that I'm making an all-out effort to make the truth known about these horrific practices.

Remember, pain and misery are transient and ephemeral but love has the healing power, which is eternal.

And strange-eyed constellations reignHis stars eternally.

Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully.

The greatest risk in life is not to take a risk.

Some people just make me feel mentally endangered. Whatever dark stuff is going on in their head, it's coming at me and I need to escape.

My own philosophy is that one should share what wisdom he has, one should help others to help themselves and one should keep going despite heavy weather, for there is always a calm ahead.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

A woman, till five-and-thirty, is only looked upon as a raw girl, and can possibly make no noise in the world till about forty.

If I were a person who was non-American, I would think humanitarian intervention is just another name for United States imperialism.

The more a man knows, the less he talks.