Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of.

I don't judge people. It blurs out the center of my attention, my focus, myself.

Many people pray to be kept out of unexpected problems. Some people pray to be able to confront and overcome them.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Risk means 'shit happens' or 'good luck

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

If you feel obsessed to prove something to the world, then you'd need world attention to be able to prove it.

No one knows for sure that that tomorrow won't come, but most people assume that tomorrow will still exist as usual. This is Toba's Paradox, which means, hope overcomes doubt.

Eyes shows lies.

It's easy to hate and point out everything that is wrong with the world

Learning is the first quality of acceptance and vice versa

One who kill, own life will be shortened; One who harms, will be injured even more

The investor should be aware that even though safety of its principal and interest may be unquestioned, a long term bond could vary widely in market price in response to changes in interest rates.

You shouldn't underestimate an enemy, but it is just as fatal to overestimate him.

It's very difficult when there are pictures taken on the red carpet. I find those things so terrifying that another persona just kicks in. I don't recognise myself.

It is most important that top management be quality-minded. In the absence of sincere manifestation of interest at the top, little will happen below.

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.

The best part of writing is not the communication of knowledge to other people, but the acquisition and synthesizing of knowledge for oneself.