Smartass Disciple: Master, you keep preaching the truth. They don't listen.Master of Stupidity: Oh that's not bad. That attitude keeps us in the business.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Let it go and live in the moment with joy.

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

God gave me the strength to see, and breathe, and talk.

Today in Germany, everyone is being watched--even the watchers.

We are not disillusioned because we have no illusions... What we have and what is our strength, is our joy in life... in all its amoral aspects. That is also the basis of our contemporary art.

I had dreams, but I didn't have the sense that they would necessarily work out. They seemed very far-fetched.

Life is also a mixture of unsolved problems, ambiguous victories and vague defeats-with very few moments of clear peace.

If light can come out of darkness, then alone can love emerge from hatred.

I started acting as a kid and doing advertising campaigns. I was probably 8 years old, and I really liked the attention.

I think there's huge room for a personality who can create a following, and that personality can be a person or a company.