Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man!Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show you how to do something wisely.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Those who expect to be both ignorant and free, expect what never was and never will be.

If you carry a weapon, war will follow you. If you carry a smile, love will knock at your door.

Malady of mortality

The rising costs of higher education coupled with the stress of paying student loans are putting increasing pressure on students.

You can be an ordinary athlete by getting away with less than your best. But if you want to be a great, you have to give it all you've got-your everything.

I was taught in my religious upbringing to spell God with a dash, G-d. But now my dash is pink.

At the end of our life our questions are simple: Did I live fully? Did I love well?

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

I'm not one of these 'the characters write themselves; the story just fell out of me' kind of writers. Wish it was like that.

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.