Smartass Disciple: Why men don't ready yet to join the intergalactic confederation?Master of Stupidity: Men could make them laugh to death. It'd be too risky for them.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

The pain of not knowing what to do was exceeded only by that of knowing what I had done.

The absence of theistic bel

The deepest of powers are often the most subtle. Something that most fail to realize... ☥

You know I want to be a directos, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we broke up.

No woman worth her salt would listen to a proposal without the word ‘love’ in it.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

The boisterous sea of liberty is never without a wave.

He hurts me most who lavishly commends.

One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.

If our souls be immortal, this makes amends for the frailties of life and the sufferings of this state.