Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.I smile sometimeswhen I am delirious.

I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING

Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripperMommy is sleepwalkingwhile changing baby's diaper

Photoshop came out of painting, and now it's going back to painting.

You are a gut maggot with no guts.

Justice was revenge wrapping itself in a cloak of high principle.

I don't recognize any law but the Sharia of Islam. There is no compromise.

Focusing on others will give you more influence and power than focusing on yourself.

As a rule, the mind, residing in a body that has become weakened by pampering, is also weak, and where there is no strength of mind there can be no strength of soul.

God is the "mysterium tremendum," that appears and overthrows, but he is also the mystery of the self-evident, nearer to me than my I.

The loss of friends is a tax on age!

If you can't be what you want, you learn to be the thing's you're not

Lack of emotion causes lack of progress and lack of motivation.