Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon.

There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.

Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary.

The two best times to fish is when it's raining and when it ain't.

Show me a man who fishes in winter, and I'll show you a fanatic. Actually, I'll get the better of the deal, because for sheer spectacle a fanatic doesn't hold a candle to a man who fishes in winter

What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch.

Life is a story, until I awake and saw life as a dream.

Bad emotions can be hidden with a smile on the face

Sacrifice. Work. Self-discipline. I teach these things, and my boys don't forget them when they leave.

Together, we will lead the Republican party back to the White House and we will lead our country back to safety, prosperity and peace.

When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin because I would eat muffins all the time.

The consequences of a crime should not be out of proportion to the crime itself.

An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.

Greatness is not how you feel, it's how you make others feel.

The God of the incarnation is more domestic than monastic.

A lot of fairy tales are thinly disguised hostility raps against parents. Kids know that they can't make it on their own, that if they were left alone, they would die.