Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

When I was young, we couldn't afford much. But, my library card was my key to the world.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

Read, read, read, read, read. Read everything. You can’t work unless you know the world, and outside of living in the world the best way to learn about the world is to read about it.

Relax. Just relax and have fun doing what you're doing. Don't worry so much about being results oriented. Just commit yourself to the moment.

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of the population. If they are segregated, it will be a poor plan for poor people.

TV is the best babysitter.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Giving up a lot of yourself isn't really that hard when you realize that you get more than you give up.

George Washington Bridge? You throw yourself off the Brooklyn Bridge, traditionally. George Washington Bridge, who does that?

Now that it's all over, what did you really do yesterday that's worth mentioning?

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe.

You can get an idea of human nature only when you can see the relationship of the individual human being to the whole cosmos.

The more people doubt their own beliefs the more, paradoxically, they are inclined to proselytize in favor of them.

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

Never let an inventor run a company. You can never get him to stop tinkering and bring something to market

Life cannot be administered by definite rules and regulations; that wisdom to deal with a man's difficulties comes only through some knowledge of his life and habits as a whole.

Hardening of the hearteries is the most serious affliction besetting marriage, and warm, good-humored, approving words are the only effective preventive.

Donald Trump must be taken seriously. He is fulfilling his dangerous campaign promises.

Writing a poem is discovering.