Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Hitting rock bottom is the most precious level of our lives: because then we can choose which foundation to build, direction to take, and mental programs to embrace.

Normal Iraqi etiquette was forgotten the moment drivers sat behind the wheel.

Sometimes caring feels like spoiling. Gratitude evens things out.

I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say.

Your very success is what's going to destroy you. The survival mechanism that you've developed is the very thing which will cause the downfall of your subtle physical body.

I now know that nothing in my life will change until I change the way I see my life and myself.

Fear is a way of not allowing yourself to choose freely what you will do next; a way of letting your body's reflexes, not the needs of your mind, choose for you.

The slowness of one section of the world about adopting the valuable ideas of another section of it is a curious thing and unaccountable.

No one can change yesterday, but we can all change tomorrow.

The door to a balanced success opens widest on the hinges of hope and encouragement.