So God made girls... God made girls... He stood back and told the boys, I'm 'bout to rock your world.

What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil.

Clunk all wound up and ready to go!

You may not attain the highest height with one leap but my dear you will reach your destination.

Here all guilt ceases, for it cannot cling to such flowers as these.

Far graver is it to corrupt the faith that is the life of the soul than to counterfeit the money that sustains temporal life.

Don’t panic, I thought. But already my breathing was faster, shallower. “You mean you can feel happy or sad or—” “Desire.” A barely-there smile.

Because God is better than we think we have to change the way we think.

Each one of us is finite, and if we can spread ourselves out in a way to inspire and help other people to be all they can be, I think that's so much more important than one person's glory.

And one has eaten and one walks, past the magazines with nudes and the posters for bullfight and the Manhattan Storage Warehouse, which they'll soon tear down.

If I physically made every work myself, I would get only one or two paintings done a year, if that.

I'm not a huge gym person, so I try to stay away from the gym. But I love to run on the beach or go for a walk. It's better than riding a stationary bike.

Too many comics today ramble. By the time they get to the punch line, the audience has either gone to sleep, gone to the bathroom or gone to bed.