So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

I waited to feel incredibly embarrassed, but the feeling didn't come. It was more like a small victory, a secret to everyone else but me.

Tolerance level of each one changes as per situation - Is it Hypocrisy ?

He that will learn to pray let him go to Sea.

I don't know how anybody gets better at anything aside from doing it.

I don't use much Obamacare, I must be honest with you.

I think it's a mistake to treat different realms of knowledge as if they are some how fundamentally the same.

To save the human race and our world, we must correct the evolutionary mistakes by changing the genetics of men.

There used to be one writer rather than a team of writers. It's the old line about a camel being a horse designed by committee.

The accusation that we've lost our soul resonates with a very modern concern about authenticity.