So, I didn't say we are going to win a lot, but we are going to play like winners, and we've got a plan in place to teach our guys how to play like winners and play like a champion.

Will be the 14th time I've coached in Neyland Stadium. ... I've coached there more than some of their head coaches.

He was the unloving father that I never had, but I still craved his acceptance.

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

You can't spell Citrus without UT

In my experience I've learned women are better streakers.

I don't know. I always sort of liked playing [Georgia] that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.

It’s easier to win the National Championship than the SEC, ask Nick Saban.

A swamp is where Gators live. We feel comfortable there, but we hope our opponents feel tentative. A swamp is hot and sticky and can be dangerous. Only Gators get out alive.

I don't think telling the truth ever gets anyone in trouble in the long run. Maybe the day after, but not in the long run.

Coaching to me is correcting mistakes and trying to get your players to think. If raising your voice occasionally gets them to think better, then that's called coaching.

Experience is true, but not the lessons it teaches.

Intuition is educated by experience and employed by curiosity.

The Christian on his knees sees more than the philosopher on tiptoe. God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves.

Why are the heavens not filled with light? Why is the universe plunged into darkness?

It's much more interesting to try and understand what binds two people together. Why we stay with each other is much more of a mystery than why we don't.

The hand you hold the longest is your own.

God and I will achieve Supreme Enlightenment at the same moment.

Elizabeth is smart, ruthless, and emotionally damaged ... [i]f Elizabeth's brain was a person, it would have scars, tattoos, and be missing one eye.

Even if the painting is green, well then! The 'subject' is the green. There is always a subject; it's a joke to suppress the subject, it's impossible.

The last person to achieve unambiguous victory in an air war was Zeus.