So I don’t think I’ll make Poet Laureate, but I swear I’m not twisted and bitter, If finely-wrought talentsdon’t weigh in the balance, I can always write haiku on Twitter.

Nature is bent on new beginningand death has not a chance of winning...

The truth sticks in our throats with all the sauces it is served with: it will never go down until we take it without any sauce at all.

How much your life sucks, or how awesome your life is, is really all determined by how much fear controls your life.

Expect less and Accept more for peace of mind and healthy relationships!

A good shepherd has a positive influence on his people through "inward work", i.e. working on them from the inside.

If you want to make a friend, let someone do you a favor.

Because they have so little, children must rely on imagination rather than experience.

Any man who, having a child or children he can't support, proceeds to have another should be sterilized at once.

For me, trees have always been the most penetrating preachers. I revere them when they live in tribes and families, in forests and groves.

The thing that's the biggest bummer about any live show is a hot, sober room. So if it's during the day and people are a little buzzed, great.

Every time I have to look up a word in the dictionary, I'm delighted.