So I just came out here to Los Angeles with a bunch of buddies I had gone to film school with. You know, for better or worse, we just tried to slug it out here.

You know, a lot of those angry sort of Southern man characters that I've been doing are based on different people I might've had as, like, a soccer coach or as a teacher.

I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won't let me rock that hairstyle.

The one thing about being a parent is the ability to be selfless: To give up the things you want and need for the benefit of someone else.

Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.

The whole experience of 'Eastbound' has been completely unexpected and super-surprising every step of the way.

When I met David Green at film school he always used to offer free haircuts - he was kind of an artisan. In a lot of our films, he's constantly trying to give me weird looks.

In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect.

I had a classic gym teacher in junior high who wore a weightlifter's belt all the time.

On a human level, people want to see someone succeed who wants to change.

As an actor, you don't want to be typecast, because Hollywood is so quick to put you in things that you've succeeded in before.

Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war.

A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.

Wake me up from this dream and tell me. Things aren't as bad as they seem.

It's easier to invent the future than to predict it.

I'd hopefully work through all my issues with men first so then I'd be okay being with a woman.

I have a sordid past.

If you want to eat when you're not hungry, you're hungry for something else.

Clothes don't make the man, but they make all of him except his hands and face during business hours, and that's a pretty considerable area of the human animal.

However virtuous a woman may be, a compliment on her virtue is what gives her the least pleasure.

Nature and wisdom never are at strife.