So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to have anything to do with strength.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

The legend of ‘The One’ had been clear that the connection between a werewolf and his mate could never be denied. The fact that it could be destroyed had never come up in conversation.

In fact, the world needs more nerds.

I believe most things can be said in a few lines.

I'd rather be thin than famous but I'm fat paste that in your broadway show

Thank God, under our Constitution there was no connection between church and state.

Nothing is more practical than finding God, that is, than falling in love in a quite absolute final way.

Tragedy delights by affording a shadow of the pleasure which exists in pain.

Slow down and remember this: Most things make no difference.

There is no kingdom like the forests.

When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.