So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

God has paid us the intolerable compliment of loving us, in the deepest, most tragic, most inexorable sense.

A man who would not love his father's grave is worse than a wild animal.

Blessed are the sleepy ones: for they shall soon drop off.

I went to see 'Listen to My Heart: The Songs of David Friedman.' I have been a fan of his music for years, and I was invited to opening night because I know one of the producers.

The anger of those in authority is always weighty.

Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

Error is created; truth is eternal.

The moon was a sharply defined crescent and the sky was perfectly clear. The stars shone with such fierce, contained brilliance that it seemed absurd to call the night dark.