So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.

We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.

Where there is water, there are people.

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.

Every creative story is different. And every creative story is the same. There was nothing. Now there is something. It's almost like magic.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

This body needs me to say yes to it, just as it is right now. No more singing that same old jingle of body-shame and dieter's promised lands.

The difficulty of literature is not to write, but to write what you mean.

But facts abound to the affirmation that most Christians in my nation Nigeria and all around the world, would rather pray to God to come and fix their country than do something about it themselves.

The decision can’t alone be mine, While the chalice is still full of wine

Hope and wishes for all that delights will sour in the midst of action not taken and words unsaid.

I bought a selection of short, romantic fiction novels, studied them, decided that I had found a formula and then wrote a book that I figured was the perfect story. Thank goodness it was rejected.

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

Only a fool took a remote from a god.