So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.

And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.

I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

Sports has no bounds, no race, no religion, no caste and no creed. Keep out all this from sports. Sports are pure joy, do not ruin with your ignorance

Why are you sitting there watching/reading someone else's creation when you can be watching/reading your own creation instead Hustle!

Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.

For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you the world. Have fun blowing it up.

And, I wouldn't consider myself to be a natural pilot; I've had to work at it.

I remember my grandfather telling me how each of us must live with a full measure of loneliness that is inescapable, and we must not destroy ourselves with our passion to escape the aloneness.

Daily life is more instructive than the most effective book.

Everything in television is dumbing down even further and it won't stop until somebody dies.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

My job is to preach and preach and preach.