So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 'Its just kind of silly even for us.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

We were always dreaming of how it was going to be.

The mass of men serve the state thus, not as men mainly, but as machines, with their bodies.

Since all things are good, men fail at last to distinguish which is the bane and which the antidote.

I would love having the job of president because I know how to do it. I know what the country needs.

The day your child says she hates you, and every child will go through the phase, it kicks like a foot in the stomach.

The heart is a muscle, and you strengthen muscles by using them. The more I lead with my heart, the stronger it gets.

If you criticize what you’re doing too early you’ll never write the first line.

In reality, killing time is only the name for another of the multifarious ways by which Time kills us.

I never play the victim, I’d rather be a stalker.

The only way a relationship will last is if you see it as a place that you go to give, and not a place that you go to take.