So if you see a star and he needs a little money So come on baby give it to him this isn't funny! Just reach into your pocket, and pull out some change, Come on baby help a star it's not strange!

The last guy tried to get out of me writing him a ticket by saying, 'Kiss me, big boy, kiss me like there's no tomorrow!'...as I recall, I didn't write that ticket.

There's nothing better than a 200 lb snatch, if you know what I mean.

One truth doesn't refute another. Truth doesn't lie in the object, but in how we see it.

I know I should just leave. Just go. Because there's a point where a mistake turns into a big mistake, and I should probably come to my senses before I get there.

When you are ready to travel, everything is straight in your path, but when you planning to travel you will face only hurdles.

I'm not there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

My children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.

I'm passionate about old people because I am one myself.

Courage, like so many other things, was not something one did or didn't have; it was a decision, a choice.

Go, do not be afraid and serve

Dive deep into the chambers of your heart. Find out the real, infinite 'I'. Rest there peacefully for ever and become identical with the Supreme Self.

Get thee to a nunnery.