So listen, man, "weird" is my middle name. I'm ready for anything. The weirder, the better.

I love walking around and grabbing coffee and sitting in a park and people watching… I love Greenwich Village.

Sometimes people say things they don't mean, and you just have to let it go.

I wake up at the same time every day to get to the gym.

I'm glad that I lost, I'm glad that I failed, I'm glad that I felt that way and decided to do something about it... I never wanted to feel that way again and it drove me.

I was single long enough, and when I was, it wasn't about putting notches in the bedpost.

The best love advice I've ever received is probably, 'I'm not leaving the relationship; I'm just leaving the house.'

Women do a lot of uncomfortable things for men - and I appreciate it all. I appreciate high heels. I appreciate thongs.

I wouldn't tell anyone to study werewolves - I studied wolves, how they moved, their tendencies and sensibilities.

I don’t think there’s any such thing as male objectification

When I'd be out-and-about at a club and the music would come on, I was never the guy that was gonna dance. But after Magic Mike - I have like two or three go-to moves. That's what Magic Mike gave me.

The earth is but one country and mankind its citizens

We are coming Father Abraham three hundred thousand more.

The Hollywood movies are more like novels, and the kinds of films I make are more like poems.

A lot of people say you always come back to what you are good at. Football has been 25 years of my life, so maybe I'll come back to it in some sort of way.

Africa doesn't leap on you immediately; it seeps slowly, and it's incredibly important to be respectful and humble there.

I did everything I could except win. I feel fine. I just played bad at a big time.

Of all tales 'tis the saddest--and more sad, Because it makes us smile.

There's always a danger of writers believing their own publicity. We live in a world of puff and solicited blurb, a world of favours and backscratching.

I'm too young to be this old.

Once you wake up the human animal, you can't put it back to sleep again.